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Oliver

A guy who's very confusing. An Oliver can't show his feelings to the girl he likes because he thinks he's too good. But he is a really funny dude and wants to make his friends laugh. He has quite a few friends but isn't the most popular guy in his friendsgroup. Everyone likes to be with him. When you're friends with an Oliver you did everything right. Oliver? Be more confident and show that girl that you like her. Maybe with cuddeling? you'll never know what's gonna happen ;)
Oliver should show me how he really feels about me
by goforitrn March 17, 2020
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Drunk Oliver

The act of walking around with a glass and asking people to please fill it up with an alcoholic beverage. Most successful at places where everyone else is drinking out of cans or bottles. Great idea until the next morning's hangover.
Person #1: "Please sir, may I have some more?"
Person #2: "Sure."
(Pours bottle into glass)
Person #1: "Thank you!"
Person #2: "Now don't ask me again, you Drunk Oliver fuck."
by AlexG June 10, 2012
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Oliver

An insecure prick who projects all his problems onto everyone else. A person called Oliver will get mad when you don’t give him every ounce of your attention all the fucking time. He may use the argument “your never the victim “ to make you seem like the villain when you are in fact just always a victim to his selfishness. Another thing you may encounter when talking to an Oliver is him claiming you faked your sa, ruin your other relationships and push you past your boundaries because of course the don’t apply to him. OF COURSE. If you have an Oliver In your life, GET HIM OUT OF IT. I promise your be happier after 3 minutes 🫶🏻🫶🏻
Oliver’s an abläute wanker.
by Slaying into ur mom October 25, 2022
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Oliver

One of the best people you will ever meet. Gives great advice, and is good with emotions. Oliver is a keeper.
Oliver the nice guy.
by Oliverniceguy March 18, 2021
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Oliver

An "Oliver" is a guy who buys people for sex, and being their escort. Oliver has a hair looking like a mossy mountain, and sucks at everything he tries to accomplish. He has rich parents, but when they die at a young age, he becomes very poor, and his girlfriend(s) leave him. People thinks his dick is big, but it is actually really small. He is a loyal friend, and supports people. He is a great wingman, but doesn't always tell the entire truth.
He is such an Oliver
by OlofAllawefwewfAlabinosas March 10, 2022
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oliver couch

when you sit down and your willy gets caught in between the cushions
Person: im gonna go sit down
Also Person: FUCK SAKE WILLY DOWN GRAB THE MANDEM IVE GOT OLIVER COUCH
by DrMonkNugget124 June 19, 2023
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Oliver

A person that is said to have the biggest penis in the world; usually around 12-16 inches!
Who’s that person with the biggest penis in the world?

Oliver!
by Ionknowbro July 10, 2022
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