hand banana

A rapist

Basil Bergblatstein is a notorious Hand Banana.

by EsotericSwiss April 20, 2018

hand pushing

A method of greeting someone.

After unveiling his explanans, Chris engaged in an exploratory bout of playful hand pushing with the seventy-year old man.

by Kegri January 27, 2009

Fat Hand

To enrage or infuriate someone by not giving them or not granting them something they want or need. It is also done while utilizing condescention and mild sarcasm. It is usually done in such a manner that cannot be proven or come back on the person that is doing the Fat Handing.

The lady at the Public Works window had a bad day and decided to take it out on the next customer by Fat Handing him. She said in a very condescending manner, "Sir, I'm sorry but the forms you filled out in triplicate are incorrect because you used blue ink instead of black. You'll have to come back after my lunch hour and fill them out again. Have a nice day". She did this while staring at her finger nails.

by Vermiform March 29, 2009

Hand off

When you are interested in someone or perphaps even dating them and all of a sudden they give your number to one of their freinds. This is the ultimate slap in the face. It's like saying "hey I tried he/she out and didn't like them, but maybe you should try it out or atleast take one for the team.

I can't believe he gave me the hand off. What a tool bag! he could atleast hand me off to someone hot.

by get it wright October 17, 2011

invisible hand

The effect of one's hand moving faster than the eye can see.

masturbation ... think about it.

by David Gustafson June 7, 2004

Small Hands

Tiny hands implying another tiny body part

An example of one with tiny hands would be our newly elected president Donald Trump

Frank: Oh wow! Dude! That guy has small hands!

Tom: Yeah. You know that means he has another small body part.

Frank: His hands are almost as small as Donald Trump's!

Tom: No they are not! No one's hands are that small.

by dareadhead January 20, 2017

Happy Hands

When a girl secretively jacks off a a guy under a blanket while sitting next to her mom.

Kasey did the happy hands with Ben, but her mom figured it out and has been giving him dirty looks for days.

by Anon Strainjer April 18, 2011