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Homo Simpien

A play on Homo Sapien that implies this version of the species has adapted specifically to worship online crushes, OnlyFans creators, and TikTok e-girls.
Bro sent her $200 just because she said ‘thank you.’ Man’s a full-blown homo simpien now.
by DeathAtDawn April 16, 2025
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homo

what who ever is reading this is
you are homo
by zer0a January 7, 2022
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no homo

NO HOMO IS LITERALLY SAYING “I’m gay but don’t tell anyone”. Usually acts as an escape clause when you want to out yourself but you're not yet ready to say it upfront
My best friend told me that they want to marry me and my gay ass said "sure, no homo." to not make things awkward between us.
by milamilady16 April 2, 2021
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homo-spies

What I call homo-spys who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: homo-spies
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025
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Homo Hattus

A Homo Hattus is a humanoid species however they are NOT to be confused with Humans. A homo hattus will wear a hat wherever they go. If said hat is removed their brains will be exposed as their entire body forms around the hat. A homo hattus also can only breed with their family members. Due to this their sister is also their: Aunt, Mother, Daughter, Niece, Grandmother and Granddaughter. A homo hattus is dangerous seeing as If you attempt to remove the hat, They have a defence mechanism called beating the shit out of you.
Wow. Look at that Homo hattus, We should steal his hat. *Homo hattus hears and turns around, 5 seconds later they are both dead*
by TDS-RN September 6, 2022
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No Homo

“No Homo” is an abbreviation for “No Homosexual” which is an abbreviation for “I am not going to engage in any homosexual acts with you.” and this could be said from a heterosexual or a person who identifies as gay themselves and they just don’t want to be gay with the person they are saying this to.
You’re so hot. No homo though.”
by yrrtskrrtreperrt August 20, 2019
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HOMO SALAD

When a person or situation is absolutely cluster fucked.
A person with an loud, obnoxious car is a homo salad.
by Garbage Unit January 5, 2023
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