You Lie!

The (obviously) most classy way of politely telling someone that they are wrong. Take it from Joe.

Obama: I like pie.

Joe: YOU LIE!

by jazjaz130 September 11, 2009

thinking of you

what you text to the person who is the object of your masturbation fantasies as you are masturbating. Text usually sent first thing in the morning or last thing at night.

Hi Honey. "thinking of you " right now. wish you were here !

by broncula January 5, 2012

Are you good

A term used to ask if someone is "ok" mainly not intended as a question like "are you ok"

Ariel:god Courtney ur a slut go drink bleach

Courtney: no bitch like are you good

by Babygirlslaying;) February 17, 2017

you do that

“Buzz off, Hunknee.”

Me: “When shall we hook up?”

Him: “I will check my calendar.”
Me: “You do that ...”

by LukashaX February 6, 2019

Are you alive?

'Are you alive?' is used when you haven't spoken to someone in a long time. It basically means 'long time no speak' just a shorter way to start a conversation.

Jeri: Heyy! Are you alive?
Megan: Yeah! Long time bae how have you been?
.....
Ronnie: Are you still alive?
Emma: Yess but you anti-snapbacked me and now you text me!
Emma: K.

by hxghper.aktxve January 2, 2015

you a bitch

urban way of calling someone a bitch

when someone sitting in front of you passes gas and you tap them on the shoulder and say "YOU A BITCH!"

by Luke Meier February 10, 2008

pixel you in

marking a tentative date in an electronic calendar. replaces the term "pencil you in" which has been falling into disuse since the early 1990s, except among ad agency executives, art students and hipsters who cling to use of the moleskine planner.

hugo: "can we meet tuesday?" (opens his moleskine.) "i'll pencil you in."
bob: (pulls out blackberry.) "you do that. i'll pixel you in."

by stuku September 1, 2009