by Sandra Dee January 13, 2024
Get the Morning Drivermug. lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
Get the how long do you take to wake up in the morning?mug. Mom: Are you okay in there Johnny? I hear a lot of slurping and plopping.
Johnny: Shut the fuck up and stop interrupting my good morning and god bless you niggamous bigamous
Johnny: Shut the fuck up and stop interrupting my good morning and god bless you niggamous bigamous
by UrbanYourMom May 23, 2018
Get the Good Morning and God Blessmug. Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?"
Ethan: "Hila, wudduyou just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a Good Morning and God Bless! I need another 20 minutes at least!"
Ethan: "Hila, wudduyou just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a Good Morning and God Bless! I need another 20 minutes at least!"
by mrcoper May 22, 2018
Get the Good Morning and God Blessmug. Morning.
by Ñwñwñwñwñwñw August 4, 2025
Get the morningmug. 5 o’clock in the morning is Morningwood
- the time that you spend planning out the rest of your day
- a good chunk of people will be asleep
“It’s 5 o’clock in the morning the conversation got boring, you said your goin got bed soon, so I snuck off to your bedroom. Then I thought I’d just wait there....”
A lovely Tpain song from the 2000s, that should be loved by everyone.
I’m not even angry that nobody remembers it. But I liked to talk about it with my friends.
Psychologically it would be the most calming song to use to go to sleep.
- the time that you spend planning out the rest of your day
- a good chunk of people will be asleep
“It’s 5 o’clock in the morning the conversation got boring, you said your goin got bed soon, so I snuck off to your bedroom. Then I thought I’d just wait there....”
A lovely Tpain song from the 2000s, that should be loved by everyone.
I’m not even angry that nobody remembers it. But I liked to talk about it with my friends.
Psychologically it would be the most calming song to use to go to sleep.
At 5 o’clock in the morning someone will be having sex and thinking about me.
At 5 in the morning I’m usually asleep, but still love this song though.
“Boy’s used to sing this all the time on the bus. Zachary, would love this song.”
At 5 in the morning I’m usually asleep, but still love this song though.
“Boy’s used to sing this all the time on the bus. Zachary, would love this song.”
by Funimnothavingfundoyougetitnow July 19, 2021
Get the 5 o’clock in the morningmug. 