Michael Jackson

The sexiest man ever. Period. Done. Don't even try to deny it.

Have you seen Michael Jackson in gold pants? I get an orgy just thinking about it! -OOOOOOOH YEAAAHHH

by R.I.P. MICHAEL JACKSON January 3, 2010

Michael Phelps

When you rip the bong like a winner.

"You call that taking a hit, here let me teach you how to Michael Phelps"

"I Michael Phelps erryday"

by ahebunghole March 4, 2009

Michael Gambon

A horrible actor who ruined the character of Dumbledore in the Harry Potter movies. He has not read the books and yet is somehow permitted to play Dumbledore, which he fails miserably at. He loses his temper at Harry and starts screaming and shaking him, which the real Dumbledore would never do. He also ties his beard in a ponytail.

Michael Gambon made the Harry Potter movies even worse than they already were!

by the elven archer November 17, 2006

Michael Jackson

the king of pop, a man that changed music forever (so stop hating, you know he's the man)

listen to all of his music, its all good

by Goldeye March 15, 2005

Michael Savage

The only man who can sue for discrimination one day and advocate genocide another.

Wait did Michael Savage just compare Jimmy Carter to hitler...

by -Ibin- June 4, 2009

Michael Kay

-proper noun
1) Sports broadcaster known to announce a baseball pitcher's perfect game in progress against popular legend that doing so will prevent such an event from happening.

verb
2) to place a jinx on

1) Michal Kay blew C.C. Sabathia's perfect game again.

2) You just Michael Kay'd my perfect game.

by p@ October 5, 2009

michael savage

The greatest right-wing radio talkshow host ever. He, unlike others, is NOT a mouthpiece for the Bush Administration.

Fucktards and liberals may criticize him, but he is indeed the greatest that radio has to offer.

by Mattheus March 24, 2005