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Reading Light Syndrome

A debilitating sensorimotor effect commonly experienced by a hyperaware male as a result of a self-inflicted obsession with headboard reading lights that point downward at the female in missionary position during intercourse, whereby the inept man progressively looses his little soft erection and proceeds to pseudonavigate his very impotence by projecting blame on the hanging bulbs that resemble dinking male sexual organs, and by releasing a timed laughter in order to appear in control of his embarrassing limpness
- R: Haha darlin'.. Looks like them LED bulbs want to get in on the action!! Silly me. Sorry. I'm funny.
- N: Shut up. Don't stop. Get it up.
- R: Oh but it's not me. It's never me. It's the Reading Light Syndrome. Like mama says.
- N: Ugh. You just go ahead and read with your dick lights. I'll call you.
by Nanochka August 18, 2021
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red light district

Historically, red light cast by a coloured glass lantern or lamp, was discovered by ancient Egyptians and Romans, to enhance the appearance of human skin complexion. A red light source will cause skin blemishes, freckles, blood vessels, rashes, bruising etc to disappear. Giving the skin a pure and more unblemished appearance.
The ancient prostitution industry soon took advantage of this business boosting optical illusion, installing red lamps in their working environments. As organised brothells developed, paying customers could more readily identify a working girl by the red lamp glow emitted from her window.
As brothell owners and prostitution demands became demographically focused because of common demand, eg areas of high trade, business premises became more concentrated and known as red light districts.
by Dizzy FPV March 3, 2018
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light switch dating

u like each other so much but u guys wanna date ppl and still go out. So ya'll break every week or so and get bac 2 gether
"Yo did u see Kim an' carl dey be light switch datinG!"
by CatHerIne.R November 21, 2007
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Unnatural Beams of Light

Unnatural Beams of Light that cover up private areas. Most commonly used to censor manga and anime.
(Girls bikini falls off)
"Dahm the unnatural beams of light!"
by FUFULIGHTNING December 13, 2014
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Sky Children of the Light

Wing Cap Simulator

Played Super Mario 64 and loved the wingcap? Well do i got great news for you
Kiylo: hey Zy, you wanna play Sky Children of the Light?

Zy: you mean wing cap simulator?
by SpookumMcGookums August 13, 2022
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red light runner

A person who doesnt mind having sex with a woman on her period especially during heavy menstruation.
"He didnt care I was on my period and he ran my redlight." He is a red light runner. menstruation scumbags sex tampons
by no.tap. December 31, 2015
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busch light demon

The Busch Light Demon is what you start calling Zack Miller, local college student, after he's had too many Busch Lights. The Busch Light Demon will do anything from throwing cans to fucking the neighbors.
These activities include but are not limited to:
- littering on the neighbors yard
- shooting waterballoons onto houses
- sneaking into the football stadium
- chalk tagging
- ding dong ditching
- cutting down trees
- theft
- trying to punch things
and many more. Rest assured the only way to slow down to Busch Light Demon is to feed him lots of dabs, as he cannot be stopped.
The Busch Light Demon fucked the neighbors last night pretty good

dude you don't remember? you totally turned into the Busch Light Demon and left fifty beer cans in the neighbor's driveway
by ZIA Certified October 18, 2021
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