Dammn boiii, u key raging so hard i got cancer!
Last night, Michael key raged with his dick because he got noscooped.
Last night, Michael key raged with his dick because he got noscooped.
by Whatup blet. March 16, 2017
Get the key ragemug. After a night out, spent drunk and alone, you retreat to the computer to blog about your agony. Typing your heart out and dripping tears and vomit all over your keyboard.
Comes from the word keyed
Comes from the word keyed
by MirMuhFuca November 21, 2009
Get the Keyed-boardmug. Verb. (i.e. "To Keys") (Pronounced "Keez")
To notice someone waiting for something (for example, the shower), and time your approach in such a way as to sneak in front of them the instant their back is turned, thereby cutting them off, and sneaking whatever it is for yourself, first.
The appropriate response to BEING "Keysed" is to shake your fist in the air, and exclaim "Why like this?"
Phrase originally popularized by divers, working offshore, who routinely go out of their way to steal shower time, snacks, or other goodies out from under their colleagues.
To notice someone waiting for something (for example, the shower), and time your approach in such a way as to sneak in front of them the instant their back is turned, thereby cutting them off, and sneaking whatever it is for yourself, first.
The appropriate response to BEING "Keysed" is to shake your fist in the air, and exclaim "Why like this?"
Phrase originally popularized by divers, working offshore, who routinely go out of their way to steal shower time, snacks, or other goodies out from under their colleagues.
James: "Damn it, Keith! ...I put my shaving kit, towel, and soap in the shower, and I was just about to start the water, and I decided to hit the head, first! ...Then? Dano snuck in there while I was in the head and stole my shower!"
Keith: "Hahaha! You got keysed, Man!"
James: <shaking fist in the air> "Why like this!!?"
Keith: "Hahaha! You got keysed, Man!"
James: <shaking fist in the air> "Why like this!!?"
by Annonymous Diver May 17, 2012
Get the Keysmug. by seabxn June 2, 2022
Get the Key (Qistina)mug. by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
Get the I sliced myself a with a keymug. A homeschool kid that claims they actually went to school even though they sat at home all day. they may think they are more intelligent than their normal counterparts, however, the only thing they have more of is social ineptitude
by epicstyleswag July 5, 2022
Get the keys kidmug. by i came from eggie tumblr, whoa September 25, 2020
Get the Keimug.