Lauren: My pumpkin rot, but I didn't have time to carve it anyways.
Liam: I need to carve my watermelon.
Kai: I need to cave my Lukas.
Kai: *gourd
Liam: Kai have you taken your Kai's Disease medicine tonight?
Liam: I need to carve my watermelon.
Kai: I need to cave my Lukas.
Kai: *gourd
Liam: Kai have you taken your Kai's Disease medicine tonight?
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people who are named kai gray are some of the coolest people out there.
it is known worldwide that every single kai gray gets the most pussay. bars.
if ones name is simply kai, they are NOT cool.
you may be wondering, why so specific? why is kai gray a better name than anything else?
the truth is, it just is. every single kai gray in the universe has the baddest bitches by their sides.
it’s a known fact that if one is named kai gray, the only car they will ever be able to drive is a Prius.
this is not an opinion, this is a fact.
to every kai gray out there; i hope that one day, we can all learn something from you. god bless america.
people who are named kai gray are some of the coolest people out there.
it is known worldwide that every single kai gray gets the most pussay. bars.
if ones name is simply kai, they are NOT cool.
you may be wondering, why so specific? why is kai gray a better name than anything else?
the truth is, it just is. every single kai gray in the universe has the baddest bitches by their sides.
it’s a known fact that if one is named kai gray, the only car they will ever be able to drive is a Prius.
this is not an opinion, this is a fact.
to every kai gray out there; i hope that one day, we can all learn something from you. god bless america.
person 1: “hey, nice to meet you. what is your name?”
kai gray: “kai gray”
person 1: “no fucking way.. you’re one of them…”
kai gray: “ya”
person 1: “you’re so cool let’s have a sex.”
kai gray: “kai gray”
person 1: “no fucking way.. you’re one of them…”
kai gray: “ya”
person 1: “you’re so cool let’s have a sex.”
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a nice person who’s always somehow catching me in 4k 😢 not down bad tbh . always giving us jumpscares when she send sum and loves white men 🥲 but SHES SO FUCKING PRETTY UGH but that’s my mommy 🙇🏿 ♀️
“HI KAI”
“mommy”
“mommy”
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