by xP4TCH35xx February 19, 2011
Get the jizz zillamug. Fobeo-"Did you just knock my books down, what's your problem!"
Jim-"It was and accident, no need to jizz in my face."
Jim-"It was and accident, no need to jizz in my face."
by Mr. Postman2 April 19, 2010
Get the Jizz in my facemug. A Purple Jizz Monkey is the overly complex drink ordered by the d-bag in front of you at a crowded bar. Often served as a shooter, this drink is characterized by its convoluted and redundant ingredients, and is almost always ordered with 4 or 5 other equally impossible drinks. When the fuck-ram in front of you orders a Purple Jizz Monkey, this invariably delays your drink purchase by several minutes, and the chick you were talking to before you went to get drinks is probably already fucking some townie.
“Thanks a lot, Melvin, you took like 20 minutes to get our drinks and now we’re all sober.”
“Dude in front of me ordered like 5 purple jizz monkeys, my hands were tied.”
“Dude in front of me ordered like 5 purple jizz monkeys, my hands were tied.”
by Bill Sampson, Esq. February 21, 2009
Get the Purple Jizz Monkeymug. by Paigeala November 1, 2019
Get the Just jizz Januarymug. when a man ejaculates in a womens face with such furiocity it dislocted her eyeball from her eye socket leaving hanging there while he proceeds to pump his penis into her eye socket
by blablablablablahaha March 4, 2011
Get the jizz flaping mozzletumpmug. Premature ejaculation. Things are going pretty well, then you lose control and blow a load in your britches. Better luck next time.
Whisper in my ear that you want some more, then I jizz in my pants.
Now I'm posed in an awkward position because I jizzed in my pants.
Now I'm posed in an awkward position because I jizzed in my pants.
by Kaboose777 December 19, 2008
Get the jizz in my pantsmug. This phrase expresses your passive acceptance of an event, initiative or activity that may or may not require your involvement. A more creative, flavourful and eyebrow-raising way to say "it doesn't bother me", "meh" or "I don't care".
"If you want to spend the night in jail, fine, it's no jizz on my chin."
"I'm driving by there anyway, so it's no jizz on my chin to swing by and pick you up."
"Hey, it's no jizz on my chin if you want to visit that priest, but don't say I didn't warn you."
"I'm driving by there anyway, so it's no jizz on my chin to swing by and pick you up."
"Hey, it's no jizz on my chin if you want to visit that priest, but don't say I didn't warn you."
by slodrive August 26, 2011
Get the It's no jizz on my chinmug.