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Jason Guzman

So totally disregard that last post, I was mad
I was mad at Jason Guzman
by Lovelove3412 December 1, 2019
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Jason

He’s a hard core memer and loves his friends a lot. He spams stuff in group chats, and you can guarantee that at least a sixth of the messages in any chat are memes that he probably got from Reddit. The girls around him can’t stop loving him and he gets mega puss.
Jason is a hard core memer.
Dang it, jason posted another minion meme.
Man, Jason is so amazing
by Person123322234 December 9, 2021
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Jason

Slang referencing an extremely good looking Asian man who works a female coworker with an infrequent shower schedule. Let’s call her “Amy”
God, Jason is sooo good looking and Amy hasn’t showered all week!!!
by Smelly Coworker January 27, 2023
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jason hook

One who is obsessed with his own penis, he is always touching it, or trying to show it to people. Cannot get through a day without spanking the monkey. Has poor hygiene, often smells like jizz . So ladies, if you detect that subtle hint of ammonia run for the hills. Should you show any interest, you will be bombarded with explicit texts mms and emails, these communications will only increase if you tell him you are no longer interested.

Jason Hook is a sub class of sex pest
"OMG, I was on person.com last night looking for a hottie, I found a dude who would not stop soliciting me, even when I told him I'm not interested"

"Dude, you have found a Jason Hook, run for the hills"
by midnight cowgirl September 20, 2013
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jason

he has a 10 inch cock and he also very very very handsome mhm bizcocho
jason has a huge cock
by GAW GAW 3000 October 28, 2021
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JASON thong

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by PUSSS destroyer February 19, 2019
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