Amish Mud Hat

When an unlucky individual is changing the shoes on a horses rear hooves and the horse decides it's a perfect time to take dump.
Jebadiah's wife, Emma, was crowned with an Amish Mud Hat today just before breakfast.
by Stratratt December 30, 2008
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african mud booting

the act of two african males placing thier butt holes together and deficating in eachothers rectums
after a night of african mud booting i shit blood and corn for days. I dont even eat corn.
by africanmudbooter27 December 20, 2010
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spinning tires in the mud

It is when you are on an important business call and trying very hard to accomplish something but you are getting nowhere.
No buddy, It is like “spinning tires in the mud”.

We are getting nowhere.
by Donald Trump 72 March 17, 2022
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Pakistani Mud Rat

1. A person who dives into clogged sewers to clean them.

2. A drunk man that falls in an outhouse hole.
I feel bad for that Pakistani mud rat, he couldn’t even see the hole
by Daddy_Yankee227 November 01, 2019
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mud butt shuffle

the mid-dump act of moving from one stall to another in order to finish one's business in the event of a clog or other unforeseen event
I took such a huge dump that it clogged the toilet before I could wipe. I had to do the mud butt shuffle to the stall next to me to finish up.
by brendan from cinatown August 04, 2010
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pasadena mud slide

The act of leaving a sht stain on a woman's rib cage while having intercourse with her breast, aka "titty fucking."
Seeing how I totally gave her a pasadena mud slide, I don't think she will be calling me back anytime soon.
by StemNasty August 17, 2006
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Atomic Mud Bomb

when taking a poo, you push really hard until there is an explosion of poo that is released from your anus that sprays poo debris and covers the entire inside of your toilet, causing you to scream in pain. also, when the poo hits the water it causes a giant wave to splash back up and drench your butt cheeks with water.
Cole: Oh boy, i just dropped an atomic mud bomb.
Cody: You are lucky to be alive, sir.
by block bros. May 20, 2011
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