When one produces a turd of sufficient length and girth to breech the drain off the toilet rendering it impossible to flush down.
Dude, that Canadian log jam I left in the men's room was so big the vacuum flush couldn't even take it down!
by Stevohawking July 24, 2015
by Minges and all! April 15, 2003
1. A social event, increasingly popular amongst women in their mid to late twenties. Two or more women of the lesbian orientation will simultaneously and continuously ram into each other at top speeds resulting in serious injury.
2. An exclamatory phrase, usually shortened to just: "clam jam!" used in situations of extreme euphoria or frustration; rare cases of both at the same time.
2. An exclamatory phrase, usually shortened to just: "clam jam!" used in situations of extreme euphoria or frustration; rare cases of both at the same time.
" EF'ING CLAM JAM!!!!"
"what's wrong with sheila?"
"she's recovering from this weekend's Lesbian Clam Jam"
"what's wrong with sheila?"
"she's recovering from this weekend's Lesbian Clam Jam"
by greymaz April 13, 2009
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