im at my dads house

when someone with divorced parents is at their dads house that day and cannot hang out there is no way to explain why you just kinda are you can’t leave not because of a rule (most times) just cuz it’s kinda your own rule.

person one “wanna hang out tmrw”

person two “cant, im at my dads house”

by May 08, 2023

im from the golden

a place in miami where lots of street gangs hang out. if you say you are fro the golden in other neighborhoods, you most likely will get shot up and killed. if you go to golden glades and say you are a zoe, golden gang members will let off shots. watch out for those golden glades gangstaz.

im from the golden you bitch ass zoe

by November 28, 2022

IM WIPED BRO WTF

Something that nicholas black monkey ass self would say

commonly used in deepwoken

YOU KILLED ME IM WIPED BRO WTF

by whyzdream February 11, 2024

Im about to get on hots

You gonna get agressive. Simple and Easy!

Carter: Pussy ass bitch!

Quantavious: Im about to get on hots. Dont play me with me bro!

by deepvoicedemon August 06, 2024

IM ASCENDING

something was so fucking funny, you ascended.

"HLERP IM ASCENDINGG"

by salfishers#1autisticfan July 24, 2023

im gonna tell the teacher

you are definitely screwed when your classmate tells this

boy1:im gonna tell the teacher
boy2:nooooooooooooooo pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i i will give allmy robux
boy1:ok fine

by math kid July 19, 2024

im shifting

Accidentally recording yourself shifting to Zootopia

“Im shifting!”

“I’m shifting! Is that the magical city of Zootopia? Where every mammal can be anything they want?”

by stan twice or die February 14, 2025