Boyfriend: Hey, here's my hoodie
Girlfriend: Aww thank you! But why
Boyfriend: it's give your girlfriend a hoodie day!
Girlfriend: Aww thank you! But why
Boyfriend: it's give your girlfriend a hoodie day!
by Iamnotaswiftie7642 March 11, 2025

by randomkidonine November 2, 2021

by Salty sock September 6, 2021

*post pictures of girlfriend*
Girlfriend* awww how sweet
Guy* it’s National post your girlfriend month
Girlfriend* awww how sweet
Guy* it’s National post your girlfriend month
by CrustyTrashcan November 1, 2023

Gf: You know what day it is?
Bf: What?
Gf: National eat out your girlfriend day!!
Bf: Spread them legs…
Bf: What?
Gf: National eat out your girlfriend day!!
Bf: Spread them legs…
by thatkidd0 October 8, 2022

by KingoftheChaoz June 23, 2020

Shrödingers girlfriend is a term for a girl who is with you, but also with someone else (usually a homie). Observed when where you are both dating her, and not dating her simultaneously.
Synonyms include: homie hopper, hoeme, d.u.h.h
Synonyms include: homie hopper, hoeme, d.u.h.h
Friend 1: “yo are you exclusive with that chick?”
Friend 2: “I am Schrödingers Girlfriend, she is both mine and not mine. She for the whole team”
Friend 2: “I am Schrödingers Girlfriend, she is both mine and not mine. She for the whole team”
by Nigerian Scammer December 5, 2023
