Fresh Seasoning

The hazing ritual used by fraternities that involves flatulating, deficating, ejaculating, or urinating in the food of pledges

Jim: "You see that new guy?"
Bobby:"Yeah, what should we do?"
Jim:"His food could use some fresh seasoning"

by Dr. Highschoolrandom February 22, 2011

pickled fresh

someone who looks nice but smells nasty

a boy wearing a designer outfit but smells like a dead fish on a city bus when the windows can't open is pickled fresh

by rami chll March 28, 2009

Fresh

What i call humans who have abscesses.

Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025

My pussy smells like April fresh.

1-An entitled, spoiled, privileged women or girl that thinks her shit don't stink.

2-Shes above everybody, because she’s gotten everything in life.
3-Shes all that, and no one can touch her.
4-Someone thats stands there watching her boyfriend/husband do all the labor, and does nothing.
5-A spoil princess that does the bare minimum.

I don’t clean because my pussy smells like April fresh.
I’m all that because my pussy smells like April fresh.
I don't cook. I only make salad because my pussy smells like April fresh.

by Right and just July 18, 2022

Mental Fresh

When you wake up completely <Fresh>. You normally feel crappy everyday or sleepy but for once you feel relaxed. Your head feels calm and fresh. Nothing is bothering you. Not feeling stupid.

OMG I WOKE UP WITH MENTAL FRESH!! Today I woke up with mental fresh and I feel okay for once. Hopefully it lasts long today.

by idk.me.something December 23, 2023

Miami Fresh

Describes a typical douche bag that resides in Miami. He sometimes wears a stringer and is overly tan and is just full of douche-baggery.
Can be used to insult the douche without coming off as directly calling him a douche.

Douche: "hai girl you be looking hot!"
Girl: "OMG Becky he so Miami fresh ugh."

by VileCreation69 April 26, 2019

fresh corndog

An act during sex when a guy is giving anal and he unexpectedly gets his dick shat on by the girl

Sally: “Hey, what did you do with Drew last night?”
Marissa: “He wanted to do something new during sex so I gave him the fresh corndog. He hated it.”
Sally: “Omg girl! You are such a crackhead.”

by Bedcliff June 27, 2021