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wank on the beach

when you don’t have all the ingredients for sex on the beach ,settle for what you’ve already got, have a wank on the beach
Bro can you give me another wank on the beach, it’s so good!?!?
by CocktailKing67 October 13, 2025
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Thunder Beach

An elegant upper-class town of Pimping & Swagger. Found in Ontario Canada.
These tricked out bitches are only usually up at their cottages during the summer, collecting pussy on the exquisite sands of the beach, but the cottager's happen to be huge dicks. The residential members of Thunder Beach however, chill there 24/7 all year round , and are usually the slickest most King mother fuckers you will ever see.. The richest members build multi-million dollar cottages just for fun, while the others who aren't fucking retarded cottagers, are out snappin' necks and cashin' cheques like a boss.
If you ever meet somebody from Thunder Beach they will probably kick your ass in anything you choose, and will most likely have bitches beneath their arms. If you are one of the lucky few to know somebody from Thunder Beach, bang them and you will become famous.
"Holy shit guy that chick is so hot" "She's got to be from Thunder Beach"

"Bro how does that guy have so many bitches?" "He's got that Thunder Beach Swag"
by reppinthebeach November 24, 2011
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Beach my whale

The act of doing nothing after eating a large amount of food.
I just ate so much food. I'm going to go home and beach my whale.

I just want to order skip and beach my whale tonight.
by SearchFHG October 25, 2018
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Beach

The euphemism of the English b-word, excluding the meaning ‘female dog, brood bitch’.
You beach!
by marcotoa January 20, 2025
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Taylor Beach

Someone who eats sex organs multiple times a day
Jenny: I was at johnnys this weekend

You: your such a Taylor beach
by Taylo4dfbdfbmnsnv June 10, 2022
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Beach Cat

An individual who is very similar to a cat (resembles a cat, always lands on their feet, very hygienic, etc.) Who also coincidentally either lives by or spends the majority of their time at the beach.
You know what they say about that Alanna girl, she's a real beach cat!
by obeywalrus December 20, 2010
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Revere Beach

Not much of an example to give.

Pretty straightforward on this one.

- Revere Beach
by SMDave May 30, 2023
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