flying a kite

Nylon toy believed to have been made over 3000 years ago. optimal pastime on a warm windy day

i was flying a kite around my beautiful malibu estate

by brad "b-rad" gluckman September 1, 2007

flying dutchman

to fake projectile saliva into the air causing significant other to use blankets to shield themselves from the law of gravity in turn allowing easy advantage to perform the famous dutch oven

she was lovingly cuddleing up to her lovers chest when suddenly he spat straight up in the air, in reaction to the terror that was about to befall her she sought rfuge under the safety of the blankets only to find the light rumble and stench of intestinal gasses wafting up to her delicate sence of smell, she thrashed about to escape her tomb of fecal fumes on ly to discover her efforts were futile as her partners strong arms encassed her trapping her into her fate, the thrashing slowed and stopped as she accepted that on this night she would fall vitem to the one so many before her had,... The Flying Dutchman

by s2ju October 13, 2009

Fly bag

A fat bitch's sweaty disco pussy

That fat ganger had the worst fly bag!!!

by Dikpump69 February 10, 2010

Flying Himstienz

A sex position used by only the talented. Many years of experience are required. It is to have sex with 42 girls using knives, mustard, mayo, pillows, sporks, and gorilla glue. No male body parts are actually used. First you must glue the first 21 girls together with gorilla glue. Do the same with the other 21. Precede by cutting the tips of their hard nipples off with the knives and place them in their nose. Take the mayo and mustard and squirt it everywhere. Remember, the more, the merrier. Lay the pillows down on the ground and let the girls role in the feathers from the pillows. Finally eat out their vagina with a spork.

He totally Flying Himstienz'd her last night.

by JJMONEY May 17, 2011

flying falugana

To not care what someone thinks or does; to not give a shit.

I don't give a flying falugana what you do!

by C&L October 3, 2003

Flying Dutchman

this is where you get a running start and try to get ur balls to hit others in the back of the head they are either sitting down or walking its nearly impossable but ive done it

doug was eating his lunch when joe jumped on the back of his seat and hit him in the head with his balls

by joe brown pimp king April 28, 2005

flying eagle

when a woman is naked laying on her back with at least 4 pillows under her ass. a man is at least 5 feet away from the woman. the woman spreads open her vagina, and licks it. the man runs (with a boner) and jumps on top of the woman, jamming his boner far into the vagina, giving pain, but sexual pleasure to the MAX

it was amazing when he gave me a flying eagle at work.

by vaginapussylicker August 8, 2008