Bad bitch-disease

If you're straight and the only thing you can do is hating on some strangers post bc they are slightly different than you.

Guy #1: You're a r slur
Guy #2: Oh, someone is having a bad bitch-disease. I hope you get well soon.

by Lesbo.1312 June 11, 2020

Tucan Disease

"Tucan Disease", a disease in which it physically doesn't allow you to poke fun at others correctly and ever win an argument.

I sure wish I could make fun of him, but I have Tucan Disease :(

I was born with Tucan Disease, I want to be normal like all the shirleys

Stupid Tucan Disease, I can never win!

by Wish I was Shirley November 2, 2011

Corn Disease

When one is Experiencing a repeat cycle of dealing with and or dating a fuck boy or fuck girl

My corn disease is flaring up.

by Nunuarmenta May 12, 2021

Diseased camel

The cancer lama lord himself has mild aids and runs a youtube channel on the side of his school and busy (retarded) life

Its ya boi diseased camel back at it again for a dumb youtube video

by @johnnyBoi903 June 1, 2018

Hot girl disease

When you text a girl and she texts you with a ,” can I wear your hoodie.” And you just sit there going should I let her wear it. Then she hits you with a ,” can you do what I say.” Your heart is 50/50 because you don’t know if she is bein controlling or being nice. She passes this disease down from girl to girl and the only way to stop it is by getting a bf. If you see a girl with hot girl disease and if you ain’t her boyfriend your pants will be wet for reasons only guys know if

She had hot girl disease

by XDXDXDXD ROARRR December 31, 2018

Gamer Disease

Symptoms:

rarely going outside,

only leaving your bedroom for food or drinks

and gains mass amounts of rage over petty things such as not getting all the big coins in mario.

" You need t go outside and socialize with people face to face or you will get gamer disease"

by 1ykos June 27, 2020

Morbius disease

A condition that occurs after talking about morbius too much.

Symptoms include: diabetes, coughing up blood, repeating the sentence “it’s morbin time”, and animorphing into morbius.

“Dang jack has diabetes cause of his serious case of morbius disease.”

by Morbian_317 June 8, 2022