Dan Holman

Fat piece of shit that thinks he is half black. Son of infamous Mr Peanut as seen in his nut ass head. Wears supreme to make him feel like he doesn't come from a broke asss home. Also raps lyrics he memorized last night. Bandwagon sports fan. Pussy that no one likes and person who thinks he can handle his alc but throws it away when no one is watching.

"Damn you know that pussy over there."
"Yeah he's a whole Dan Holman"
"I fucking hate Dan Holmans"
"Everyone hates them fat fucks"

by Lacrosse coach December 22, 2017

Dan salad

A strange assortment of ingredients thrown together in either a hot or cold dish by a Welsh goblin man named….Dan

Dan has yet again made his famous Dan salad

by Dr wurm February 25, 2024

Dan’s Deals UK

The geeza on TikTok from leeds who drives around the uk selling rare pairs of air max trainers from his van

“Yes mush did you get those bad boy tns from Dan’s deals uk?”

by Solecube August 4, 2025

Dan

Dan is very handsome and nice
All the people love him he is very funny
All the girls love him and want to be with him.
But he is a “f*** boy “ because al the girls want him and he don’t know what to do

Girl 1: Omg Dan is so perfect

Girl 2: yes I’m in love with him
Girl 3: you two don’t have any chance with him

Girl 1: oh shut up he loves me
!!Girl 2: no he said he love me

by Ninja fortnite June 1, 2018

Dan Leonard

tall gangster lover boy. one of a kind.

Dan Leonard is Alta’s boyfriend.

by meemasan November 24, 2021

Danned

When someone attempts to do a pull-up, fails miserably, eats shit, and breaks their neck.

Yo how’s mike doing man? He got danned, but he made it through surgery and is doing well.

by Daddy Nnnn March 14, 2021

The Dan effect

When someone's reaction to something scary is scarier than the thing itself.

Movie: OOGA BOOGA
You: aaa
Your friend: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: AAAAaaaAaaaAAAAAAAAa
Dangit, you got got by the Dan effect

by Dooby dooby doo bah May 26, 2021