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Covid relic

Objects, signs, rules, or behaviours created during Covid that are still hanging about years later, long after everyone mentally clocked out of the pandemic.

Usually found in workplaces, GP surgeries, shops, or at the back of someone’s brain.

Common examples include:

“Keep 2m distance” floor stickers that everyone now stands on

Faded “How to wash your hands for 20 seconds” posters (with diagrams like it’s rocket science)

Perspex screens protecting absolutely no one

Hand sanitiser stations containing liquid that smells like regret

Signs saying “Masks must be worn” while nobody is wearing one

A workplace notice board still hosting a faded A4 paper of “new Covid rules”, long dead but not yet buried
"I knew the place was badly run when the reception desk still had a Covid relic telling me to keep my distance from a woman coughing directly into my soul.”
by Wildlife Brambler December 16, 2025
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COVID isolation Serbian

Serbian COVID Isolation and Canadian CERB program,

= 12pk Corona, igloo cooler of smoked meat, and outdoor BB-Q

Source
Youtube compilation & internet meme
Tim Horton's
Covid isolation Serbian, I drink Corona, no COVID.
by Modern Women December 16, 2025
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Covid Science

1. When you just make stuff up that sounds good. So that people will believe it.
2. Untested opinions.
I am building a weather machine, but it's all Covid Science until I do some test runs.
by Khasy March 29, 2025
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covid starter

Hey! There's a covid starter!
by big dicked nigga April 13, 2025
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Covid DJ

A person with no musical talent or taste who was bored during Covid and learned how to DJ from YouTube.
I have zero musical training but that didn’t stop me from becoming a Covid DJ
by Watacanga May 15, 2025
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Covid DJ

A person with no musical talent or taste who was bored during Covid and learned how to DJ from YouTube.
I have zero musical training but that didn’t stop me from becoming a Covid DJ
by Watacanga May 15, 2025
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Covid Test

Man she has such a big nose I had to give her a Covid test.
by THCxKing247 June 1, 2025
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