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Country Club Ice

That wonderful ice that comes from the machine in the shape of little tiny ice pellets. Like a cup full of small hail.
I need some country club ice for my cocktail ASAP!
by Dude_Stevens September 25, 2019
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country blessing

When someone sneezes on your exposed butt hole
I bent over and spread my cheeks, the homie gave me a country blessing.
by the t3 February 28, 2025
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Wayne Country day

A private school where rich kids go... When u walk in u will probably find Gucci belts and supreme bookbags
All the rich kids go to wayne country day school

I'm to poor to go to Wayne country day school
by Wayne country day school September 12, 2019
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Country bumpkin

A country bumpkin is a country person but who is a bum.
Omg look at that country bumpkin sittin on his couch over there
by Jayde :)))) January 20, 2020
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country sit down

a nice long poop, there's nothing better than a good old country sit down
On saturday morning Johnny like to read the newspaper during a good old country sit down on his porcelain throne.
by confederationnn November 2, 2014
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Shit Country

Any country that has devolved into a horrible place to live because of decades of corruption and horrible management. Politicians promote extreme positions to divide and conquer the people, wars are permitted to rage out of control, and no one has the balls to stand up and put an end to the stupidity. City streets are dirty and unsafe for everyone, and nights are frequently interrupted by sirens or helicopters. All the leaders are gay.
Every day I wake up really angry that I live in such a shit country. I don't ever think we'll have real leadership because no one knows what that looks like, since it hasn't existed in our lifetimes. Anarchy blows, yo!
by Publius0987 April 13, 2025
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Country Blumpkin

A blumpkin, but instead of defecating in a toilet, you’re shitting in a yard.
I was receiving a country blumpkin from Amber Lynn, when the homeowner came out and threatened us with a deer rifle.
by HBlackCountryBlumpkin January 14, 2023
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