Someone who likes to get high on coffee and knows which coffee to drink in the morning and in the afternoon without getting overly stoned
by carrotcurry August 15, 2019
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Get the coffee mug.An incredibly rare and difficult sexual maneuver in which the male (or penised female) inserts 15 coffee beans into their rectum. Meanwhile, the partner positions themselves at a 45 degree angle (head down) in the north corner of the largest room in the house. A funnel is then placed in their anus while the male or penised female deposits the coffee beans into funnel, therefore filling up the ol Venezuelan Coffee Pot. Great for both large family get-togethers or small dinner parties.
“Guys I can’t go jogging today. I got the ol Venezuelan Coffee Pot last night and I still can’t walk or sneeze.”
by DeezNuuuutz September 2, 2019
Get the Venezuelan Coffee Pot mug.by NotRayden September 3, 2019
Get the Coffee mug.Your honor, I couldn't have committed the crime because I had the bellboy deliver an "iced coffee" to me at that time.
by jojomooin September 27, 2017
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When you pull a all nighter and try and stay up all day but will probably need 20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees just to stay up for 3 seconds. WARNING: you're probably gonna die just saying
I will probably need 20 grams of cocaine and 12 coffees in order to right every last letter of this sentence
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