Christian karen

A total asshole that is mostly homophobic, abusive, and will stop abortion in ANY way possible.

Person #1: Omg, look its that asshole that tells my son being gay is a sin.
Person #2: Yeah, she's such a Christian karen.

by wuhnde March 22, 2022

Christian Lorenzo'd

Tripping someone down the stairs.
Also pushing .

Dude, I totally Christian Lorenzo'd that girl today.

by AnikaaNyaa November 16, 2009

Christian hipster

A christian young adult who sings, is part of a church plant, has a ton of Instagram followers, has bible studies at Starbucks, has Hebrew tattoos, uses a moleskin journal, and listens to Hillsong United and Elevation Worship, yet finds his/her identity in these things and not Christ

Guy 1: is that a moleskin journal?
Guy 2: yea man, I love it.
Guy 1: yea man, just don't become a christian hipster
Guy 2: thanks brother, Jesus first

by Staboi21 July 25, 2014

christian glass

A sex position used by many homosexuals. It is where the one man cums then sticks his cum in the guys ass then he licks it until the other guy has an orgasm.

Those two gay guys are doing the Christian Glass.

by LilJOnwhattt July 03, 2005

reformed christian

A person who has beliefs in God, yet is awfully slutty and has a bad reputation.

Rianna always goes to church but is always leading on guys! She is such a reformed christian!

by ReeRee. August 04, 2008

Pella Christian

Pella Christian is a Christian school in Pella, Iowa. Their excellence in academic fields along with Athletics has made them one of the Top Tier Christian schools in the Mid-West.

Jennifer: What school do you go to?

Jerome: Pella Christian!

Jennifer: Wow that’s awesome! I’m thinking of transferring to there.

Jerome: You should! Everyone is welcome.

by YoKevDogIsGay! November 23, 2019

Christian Kyle

Dates a lot of girls to get closher. Usually a hoe.Does not have many friends.

"Ew that looks like a Christian Kyle"

by Elizabeth123456789 March 14, 2017