Racoon Brain

The person implying they are forgetful and sometimes only thinking about food and sleep. Can also be another meaning for 'stupid' in a joking way.

Girl 1: Did you remember to do that thing I asked you to do?
Girl : *Long pause* ...I have racoon brain, sorry

OR

Guy: You know you could've just done a U-Turn?
Girl: ...Oh lol god damn it
Guy: Lol you have such a racoon brain.

by Izziloop March 26, 2023

clay-brained

When somebody is ignorant and their brain is full of mush and the person knows nothing

Your so “clay-brained” you don’t even know what 2+2 equals!

by Alyssa’s definitions May 4, 2018

windmill brains

When you are totally brain dead, and you are going in a cycle of lies that you fall for, such as very obviously fake television advertisements.

You must be completely fucking retarded for buying a Shark Ninja product, you have Windmill Brains.

by theunfunnyfound August 22, 2020

Brain Freeze

When you go the the doctor and have a mole and/or other skin legion removed through the process of freezing, and then a girl sucks on your peepee and her lips turn blue from the freezing temperatures.

"I just got a mole frozen off sorry if I'm sesnsitive babe"
"Glug glug glu- AH! It's so cold what the fuck!!!"
"Oh shit you got that post-mole brain freeze."

by Grimmz13 July 7, 2021

brain damage

a syndrome every fortnite kid has but doesn't know

Fortnite Kid - *dances fortnite dances in the middle of the mall*

Guy - this kid has brain damage

by Matsu Robot June 23, 2022

tired brain

When you stay up so late that your brain doesnt function as well as it should .

Lillie: caused by feelings .. that doesn't make any sense
Max: idk lol
Lillie: wouldn't they just say 'feelings'
Max: Idk lol maybe
Lillie: lol I think its my tired brain
Max: haha not just yours. We cant process things rn
Lillie: we should put that on urban dictionary...

by 92wasmymomsname June 19, 2014

Brain glitch

When your decides to stop working and flip the fuck out.

Bella is having a brain glitch.

by Peenlord April 14, 2019