J: I got some of the neverending beard of jesus himself.
A: Hopefully it will be better than the last stuff we used...
A: Hopefully it will be better than the last stuff we used...
by Polish Sausage August 27, 2007
The Portland Oregon chapter of Beard Team USA founded by Brian J. Snoderly, Thomas Hughes, & now president Justin Cate.
by Sideshow Psycho Wax May 05, 2011
Brodie fucking died from the Bearded Dragon nibber spibber
STOP YOUR MOTHER FUCKING NARRATION WE KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I AM TYPING RIGHT NOW YOU STUPID POO POO HEAD SHE ACTUALLY CARES EVEN THOUGH SHE SAYS SHE DOESN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP LIBERAL BADDABLU IS GOD AND VINNY IS ALSO GOD.
STOP YOUR MOTHER FUCKING NARRATION WE KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I AM TYPING RIGHT NOW YOU STUPID POO POO HEAD SHE ACTUALLY CARES EVEN THOUGH SHE SAYS SHE DOESN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP LIBERAL BADDABLU IS GOD AND VINNY IS ALSO GOD.
by Pega is shit June 30, 2018
1.
Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....
2.
Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard
Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....
2.
Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard
by Jimmy Buttcracker August 17, 2013
by leighzil August 03, 2009
An attention seeking annoying person who clings to their kink to get people to like them. Constantly begs for money and nudes from women and thinks that he is entitled to both of these things. Generally unattractive with a weak jawline and straw like facial hair.
You're such a bearded meme daddy.
by UncleMiles May 06, 2017