1) A state park, recreational facility and beach on the Jones Beach Island along southern coast of Long Island. It is one of 5 barrier islands on Long Island. It resides in between the borders of Nassau and Suffolk counties. It is a beach that receives millions of visitors annually from the Suffolk, Nassau, and New York City areas each summer. It was built by Robert Moses and opened to the public in the late summer of 1929.
2) A term used to refer to the wacky inexplicable actions of the patrons of Jones Beach. Some could describe the reasoning and explanations of the actions in Jones Beach as “beyond science.” The best way to explain the phenomena at Jones Beach is to not explain it at all. The only real way to understand it is to experience it yourself. This term was first coined in early 2024.
2) A term used to refer to the wacky inexplicable actions of the patrons of Jones Beach. Some could describe the reasoning and explanations of the actions in Jones Beach as “beyond science.” The best way to explain the phenomena at Jones Beach is to not explain it at all. The only real way to understand it is to experience it yourself. This term was first coined in early 2024.
Somebody: Welp, looks like it’s that time of year again…
Other person: What do you mean?
Somebody: It’s time for my annual migration to Jones Beach this summer.
Other person: Good luck, I hope you survive!
Additional definition:
Somebody: I saw a guy the other day walking down Jericho Turnpike with a pickle attached to a leash and he was rambling about the consequences of the microwave industry to the wall of the Applebee’s.
Other person: That’s like Jones Beach type shit
Other person: What do you mean?
Somebody: It’s time for my annual migration to Jones Beach this summer.
Other person: Good luck, I hope you survive!
Additional definition:
Somebody: I saw a guy the other day walking down Jericho Turnpike with a pickle attached to a leash and he was rambling about the consequences of the microwave industry to the wall of the Applebee’s.
Other person: That’s like Jones Beach type shit
by UltraGamer969 February 26, 2024
Get the Jones Beachmug. by Epic gamer moment December 26, 2019
Get the Life’s a beachmug. An episode based in a Hot Spring/Beach/Pool in most modern anime. These episodes are usually the calm before the storm, which means that the following episode is either a big fight or the dramatic climax depending on what type of anime.
by Oh its MR MVP?! SIMP!!! May 28, 2022
Get the Beach Episodemug. The result of spending time at the beach. Lots and Lots of sand in your nether regions.
Sometimes you'll find some a week later!
Sometimes you'll find some a week later!
by Sean WiterMan April 20, 2019
Get the Beachedmug. My girlfriend said we couldn’t do it because she was on her period, so I gave her the Normandy Beach.
by Thirst.Quencher June 20, 2019
Get the Normandy Beachmug. 
"I wasn't very optimistic about that date, but he ended up giving me a Hampton Beach Handshake, so I'm seeing him again on Friday."
by MD711 December 23, 2021
Get the Hampton Beach Handshakemug.