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BaseFooked 

Verb. pronunciation {beys fuhkt}

1. The moment when you attempt to post a comment on Face Book and realize that person has "unfriended" you and you are actually only seeing their post through a mutual friend.

2. When you type a friend's name in the Search box on Face Book and you can't find them. Then you think they must have deleted their account but you check a mutual friends friend list...and low and behold...they did not delete their Face Book account, they've only deleted you.

3. When Face Book suggests friends for you of people you were friends with already.
1. "I saw they got engaged and was going to congratulate them...when I realized I got BaseFooked!"

"I tried to vote for their baby in the 'cutest baby ever' contest but I couldn't...then I realized I got BaseFooked!"

"Sure I'll like your 'It's OK to Love Your Cat like a Real Man' page...no wait I can't... because you BaseFooked me!"

2. "I can't find her. Maybe she deleted her account? No....damn, I think I just got BaseFooked by that b****."

3. "Why is Face Book suggesting I be friends with him when I already am friends with him? Hey...wait a minute....he just BaseFooked me."

base slave 

Anyone who does house cleaning services for crack or any narcotic
Damn, Jerry turned into a base slave
base slave by DingleD April 13, 2022

Oven-Baked Meatloaf 

Complicated and disturbingly, creative sex position:

Involving a woman doing a yoga head stand, her turtle heading partner, and a mutual fecal fetish.
(Some skills required)
"Let's do Oven-Baked Meatloaf again; that never gets boring!"

"Ya know, instead of Beefstew, I'm in the mood for some hot, fresh Oven-Baked Meatloaf!"

"If we are going to have Oven-Baked Meatloaf, again ...this time, make sure the oven is pre-heated and the meatloaf is ready to be baked."

"Oven-Baked Meatloaf: nothing like the shit your mom cooks; it's loads better."

"I'm not a big fan of Beefstew, but Oven-baked Meatloaf sounds good."
Oven-Baked Meatloaf by Dang Jacked February 17, 2017

10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th base

A paradox in which you have sex with an crocodile that stole your baby while shaving a false sentence having a three way with one person to which the answer is no.
Fuck you no 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th base sucks

7th Base 

When either he or she decides to rapidly finger the others belly button causing great sexual pleasure
Buster says he saw Philip perform 7th base on the young and innocent Izzy Windle
7th Base by MYnanISaWHP} June 19, 2018

Ched City Baredini 

An ice hockey player of elite skill on the ice and in fantasy hockey pools. The term Ched City is used to refer to someone who always shoots the puck in the top corners of the net. The term Baredini is a play on the word Houdini, which is reserved for hockey players who can perform magical acts such as the magician Harry Houdini did. As one, Ched City Baredini is a term to be used sparingly. The nearest synonym to the term would be "grade A beautician."
The guy is a total Ched City Baredini, just look at the way he weaves through his opponents in the offensive zone.
Ched City Baredini by Skidless September 7, 2015