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baby slam

Whenever tou have sex with a pregnant woman until you hit the child
I baby slammed my wife so hard that my daughter was born blind
by King onion January 19, 2018
mugGet the baby slammug.

Slam goose

Jake: How’d it go last night bro?
Chad: She was so good bro; she could slam goose all night long
by Gooseslammer January 25, 2025
mugGet the Slam goosemug.

double grand slam

When a guy gives a girl an oral, vaginal, and an anal creampie and then proceeds to repeat these 3 actions all in the same night.
Ben : Did you hear that Logan cream pied all of alec’s ex’s holes twice last night?

Connor : Oh my god! He really hit a double grand slam?

Ben : Yeah, Alec is going to be so pissed.
by PinkSnowBall December 23, 2024
mugGet the double grand slammug.

Pub Slam

When you take a hit from a vape and then drink me pub to wash it all down
by Fish nigha May 22, 2021
mugGet the Pub Slammug.

post-door-slamming wince

Refers to da "scrunched-eyelids and bared-teeth" expression of shocked remorse dat you assume after you walk through da door into a fairly-quiet room where others are present, and then accidentally cause/allow said door to close more forcefully/noisily than necessary. Extra points if you also "stop dead in your tracks" when exhibiting said agonized facial-contortions, since it shows da nearby startled fellow-humans dat you are indeed caringly-regretful enough for having caused said thunderous thud dat you are willing to totally "halt operations" for a moment to show everyone in no uncertain terms dat said loud noice was defintiely "not on your flight-plan".
Displaying da post-door-slamming wince might be less expected of you during da winter months (especially if da noise you made was only mildly-to-moderately excessive), since presumably most folks would actually **prefer** dat you close a door more quickly/firmly than usual on colder days; people always appreciate your doing a "quick slither-though and yank da door shut behind you" maneuver when entering a room from da chilly outdoors, in order to conserve hard-won heat dat said room's present occupants have had to gradually create over da past hours by either keeping a blazing/roaring fire going or burning lots of costly heating-oil.
by QuacksO December 24, 2019
mugGet the post-door-slamming wincemug.

Monkey Slam

The surprise act of physically slamming something or someone while falling, usually in a hype situation while yelling "MUNK-EH SLAYUMN!". typically the slam is an all out two-handed strike from above.
*playing video game*
Friend: "Hey Brian, where is Michael at?
Brian: "idk, he was just here.
Michael: *coming in with a friendly fire attack from above* "MONKEY SLAM!!!!!!!!"
Brian: "Aw fuck Mi-" *dead, respawns*
Brian: MUTHER F*****!!!
by IceReapr November 17, 2025
mugGet the Monkey Slammug.

Grand Slam

When four or more of your friends hook up with the same girl at different times. Can only be completed if each person goes all the way (i.e. hitting a home run).
Dude, me, Bobby, Ned, and Tom hit a Grand Slam with Jennie.
by YaMumz September 10, 2014
mugGet the Grand Slammug.

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