Get Tanked

The art of pissing off a really ugly fat bitch who most people would consider a tank but then having it backfire on you

Retard 1: dude look at that tank over there
Retard 2: yeah I called her Kermit last night.
Retard 1: oh shit is that the principal?

Tank chick: GET TANKED

by Joe Mama12 November 20, 2019

Shart Tank

When a less than optimal deal is presented and you take it because your don’t know shit

Dude got Shart Tanked by that con man on the tv last night

by angeloregon July 31, 2021

Desial Tank

It’s a fucking retard. Specifically named Carl with a K. But you don’t have to have the name Karl to be a desial tank. You can just be a fucking retard.

You are a fucking desial tank.
Quit being a desial tank.

by Forfucksssake November 30, 2018

Tank Bone

A big dump.

Dude, I busted a grumpy and then dropped a tank bone. I flt much better.

by metadog August 13, 2010

Sis Tank

A sis tank is the female version of a “bro tank.” Often defined by a loose fit with wide arm holes.

Rahsaan: “what are you wearing?”
Reagan: “a sis tank”
Rahsaan: “what?? That’s not a thing”
Reagan: “well what are bro tanks but for girls called?”
Rahsaan: “touché”

Rahsaan: “it’s so hot I’m glad I’m wearing my bro tank to the gym”
Hannah: “yess so glad I have my sis tank to wear”
Rahsaan: “happy for you too sis!”

by 17386789998212 February 6, 2021

Skin for the Flesh Tanks

A sacred act involving cutting off and offering one's flesh and skin to the Flesh Tanks.

"Skin for the Flesh Tanks"

Like Shark Tank but fleshier and more skin
"A worthy offering to the Flesh Tanks."
"The Flesh Tanks demand more skin."

by anonymous March 22, 2024

Hank the tank

the males ejaculation being so intense that it shoots out like like a tank/bullet shot

Last night I came so hard I gave her the ol hank the tank

by anonymous March 10, 2024