ur date straight

Its the worst of all the insults made in history
The best out of the family

100% will insult anyone unless 'no u' comes up in the sentence

Name1: ur mom gay
Name2: Ur dad lesbian
Name1: Ur granny tranny
Name2: ur sisters a mister
Name1: ur grandpap a trap
Name2: ur date straight
Name1: no u

(Explodes into paper)

by Its ur boi May 13, 2018

Detroit date night

When a person gets a Little Ceasar's Hot and Ready pizza and eats it all by themselves in a single sitting.

"I was feeling bad for myself so I stayed home and had a Detroit date night, now please go get me some toilet paper."

by GreetingsADM January 15, 2018

The perfect 4th date

Watching one or more Harry Potter movie and having anal sex.

“Hey man where should I take sally on our 4th date?”

“No worries man, I know the perfect 4th date”

by Littlebabyroughhouser November 29, 2020

Don't Date December

Don't date December. The month where no one is allowed to date

George, will you go out with me ?

No sorry its Don't Date December

by sgc_1736828 November 30, 2021

When is the due date

When woman is so fat you do not know if she is really fat or pregnant

When is the due date because you are fat as hell.

by Fatty2mattyzant December 11, 2018

3rd Date Rule

The rule amongst honorable men of certain western cultures (New England Boarding Schools) which states that a human and his or her partner must go out on exactly three dates before being formally considered a couple. If the possible couple-to-be has gone out on three dates, still unsure of if they wish to be formally considered a couple or not, the 3rd Date Rule dictates that the pair must make their decision then. Finally, the 3rd date rule states that an honorable person does not ask the same partner on three dates in a row without intention to belong to them and them alone or can otherwise be considered to be “leading them on.”

Guy 1; Hey man, I don't know when to ask this girl when to like, be my gilfriend so we are officialy going out. What is the custom as to when I should do that?
Guy 2; ...3rd Date Rule!

by Gunter McLean May 1, 2008

Cougar Lunch Date

A date that takes place during lunch in which one is exploring if there is a romantic match between a woman in her 40s with a younger male with a good W2.

Male: I just got asked out on a Cougar Lunch Date, maybe it will lead to some afternoon delight.

I don't feel like taking him out to dinner, I'll just take him out on a Cougar Lunch Date for some drinks.

Ladies, let's meet for a Cougar Lunch Date.

by Alexisdove December 9, 2009