Cheese Snake

1. noun. A recognizable species of feces formed when intestines are clogged with cheese and can only produce a small putrid twine-like shit strip that resembles a baby snake.

After eating that large dominoes with extra cheese i blew out my hemorrhoids on the toilet squeezing out a tiny cheese snake.

by Hot Dog Goblin September 11, 2020

Tug Cheese

The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.

Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.

My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.

by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

cheese house

When you bone down a chick that has kids and her house smells like cheese. But you don't give a damm.

I love going down to Lucy's cheese house anytime she invites. Even though it smell like rugrats and mozzarella

by Jixsonthavibrator August 19, 2016

meunster cheese

Another name for Scott Matthews AKA el hombre de quest meunster

Scott looks like a delicious fat piece of meunster cheese

by Meunster February 13, 2017

Toe-Cheese

Someone who's bad at a game because they did something really fucking stupid.

Idot: *walks off edge of map*
Gamer: Bro, your fucking toe-cheese

by MrMeeseeks33477 April 30, 2022

cheese tash

Cheese tash is when you wipe the cheese off your bell end with your finger and spread it over some ones upper lip

The lads were playing a drinking game the winner gave the loser a cheese tash

by rambunctious July 13, 2014

Dangling Cheese

The jizz that dangles.

Babe I have a dangling cheese on my tip, can you lick it off?

by OLA MY NAME IS JUAN September 3, 2016