So Tom

A Blow Job
Refrencing the media coddling the (cheaters) quarterback of the Patriots
.... So Tom ....

"So Tom" (clagclagclag)
I was so upest with our team (loss) My Wife felt bad and gave me a "So Tom"
Ref TNTempire

by CryssWaitforit May 2, 2018

bad tom

This is what SANESSS gives you when you find him. Be careful for his extreme mental retardation and his theme song, MOGOLOVONIO.

Heheh... You already know me, kiddo. It's me... SANESSS!!!! Do you wanna have a bad TOM!!!???

by Yendks September 14, 2018

Tom holland

He is God, he is mine daddy long legs.
He is the definition of hot and cute.
And he has the best fandom, u better join (but don't forget that he is mine)

Im married to Tom holland but he doesn't know yet

by Yomommaonastick March 28, 2019

The Tom Brady

A mixed drink composed of 3 parts chocolate milk, 1 part vodka.

"The Pats just won the Super Bowl, gimme 4 drinks meant for a champion: The Tom Brady you cock suckaaaa!!"

by Milk&Honey69 September 21, 2017

tom casey

Tom is a fucking yeet master and the Trickshot Lord who is also probably Autistic or some shit.

Bob: Yeah Tom Casey is a fucking yeet master aye John: Yeah but you got any ciggy butts

by YEET MEISTER 123 March 17, 2019

tom smout

An old English word for an extremely talented young man.

He really is a Tom Smout

by Jeff Gout June 29, 2017

Tom Allen

Brother of Jasper Allen and is Jewish

Don't pick up the coin... you're being a real Tom Allen

by n166 October 11, 2018