simp is english for shlop. shlop is welsh. shlop is also ryan in english but we're not gonna talk about that
simp means a person who's just. simping.
here is a conversation that actually happened.
"don't growl at me"
"I'm sorry. forgive me queen"
"you're forgiven"
"thank you queen"
can you see who the simp is?
simp means a person who's just. simping.
here is a conversation that actually happened.
"don't growl at me"
"I'm sorry. forgive me queen"
"you're forgiven"
"thank you queen"
can you see who the simp is?
by yeetusimp April 1, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by fuckmatthew April 2, 2020
Get the SIMP NATIONmug. 
A male who is literally a pussy magnet yet refuses to take action upon his super power. This man makes women leave snail trails yet he denies them and goes home and sits alone in his room staring at his wall.
"I am going to have to say no to having sex with you, sorry."
"Wow you are such an Anti-Simp. It's fine I think you're ugly."
"Wow you are such an Anti-Simp. It's fine I think you're ugly."
by Hovis Breed December 28, 2021
Get the Anti-Simpmug. when a person takes a fit which is that of pathetic and over something simple. aka. andymac, che and lewis after having a nibbles.
by lewis1234 December 24, 2008
Get the simp fitmug. hes a simp to pokimaine he wants to rub is money all over pokimaine and suck the life out of her. and hes donated his life savings to see pokimaines lips move while she reads the donation.
by hudsen is a simp June 10, 2020
Get the hudsen is a simpmug. A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason, far more than the average simp.
•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification from women, when there is a clear 0% chance.
•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female that they come across.
•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason, far more than the average simp.
•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification from women, when there is a clear 0% chance.
•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female that they come across.
You know Harry Pearson, he is pretty much the CEO of simp the way he licks out that girl
Did you hear about that kid who lost all his mates for some pum. Legit CEO of simp
Did you hear about that kid who lost all his mates for some pum. Legit CEO of simp
by u456789123741852963 June 3, 2020
Get the CEO of simpmug.