Jason is a very sarcastic man that tells you he hates you but you never really know if its true. A jason is a very attractive guy but try not to tell him his ego is already to big. They also tend to overthink a bit. They are very “funny”. Always make you smile and laugh no matter what . Youll alsays find yourself with a huge smile an giggling whenever hes around
Jason
by Believe1. February 10, 2024
Get the Jasonmug. a man with an average penis
by Ryann r April 11, 2023
Get the Jason lordmug. Jason is a rage monster. He can be super mean and hurtful. He has his problems so it's best to stay away from him, for the only weapon you can use t defeat him is a mirror. Yes, he has no pleasent facial featurs whatsoever.
Person 1: Oh look it's jason
Person 2: Run!
Person 1: why... oh I see... wait! I can't see anymore! HELP!
Person 2: Oh no!
Person 2: Run!
Person 1: why... oh I see... wait! I can't see anymore! HELP!
Person 2: Oh no!
by hibijibi November 20, 2019
Get the jasonmug. Jason is the worst person on planet earth. At first glance he seems like a somewhat interesting person, but the longer you look the more he looks like some ancient creature that belongs in the primordial soup. Sometimes, you may think he is thinking, but you would be surely mistaken, as his mind is blank (save for an occasional catgirl). He is the largest simp known to man, how he manages to hold a thought for that long is beyond me. His appearance is almost as bland as the women he simps for, and his voice sounds like a shepard tone of a cat falling into a garbage disposal.
Greg: " I wish I could never see jason again"
Boris: "Same"
Tabatha: "he once pee'd into a glass of milk and called it a liquid egg"
Boris: "Same"
Tabatha: "he once pee'd into a glass of milk and called it a liquid egg"
by chadsmith11 October 13, 2020
Get the Jasonmug. hey Jason, i hope you meet the eternal purgatory that will see eye to eye to you after your final hours in due time.
by God modding September 15, 2022
Get the Jasonmug. by QueenKaran November 23, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. A soap for those especially cocky and arrogant. When not wanted to be embarrassed, Jason Soap is a good excuse, as you can blame it as a rash effect.
by applejuicee December 31, 2019
Get the Jason Soapmug.