wikipedia girlfriend

The type of girlfriend who has a lot of random knowledge, frequenting Wikipedia and other informational websites. Tends to have at least 1 tab open with such a site at any given time.

"How do you even know that? You're such a nerd. <3 "
"I prefer the term Wikipedia Girlfriend"

by wikipediagf April 16, 2023

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Girlfriend tax

Liberally interpreted as the price you have to pay for having a girlfriend: giving her your clothes, taking her out, buying her things.

Girl: give me your hoodie
Boy: why?
Girl: its girlfriend tax you have to

by MissingJrn April 17, 2024

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When a female who is not your girlfriend nags you, controls you, monitors what you’re doing, won’t let you spend time with your friends, spends your money and kills your dreams..
(this is essentially the opposite of what most people think the term means..they assume it means a sex and social partner, when in actuality, the definition above is often what you get from many, not all, but many so called “girlfriends”, both actual and those simply giving the experience of having one. Highly NOT recommended🚫

C****? No, she’s not my girlfriend, W****!
But you hang out with her all the time..she pretty much gives you “the girlfriend experience”.
She just cares about me, bro..

by Tahkwuh November 20, 2020

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speaking to my girlfriend

when you should be speaking to your girlfriend but your off playing cod with your idiot mates
another way of being a DICK

His mates - dude lets play cod!
boyfriend - i should be speaking to my girlfriend but sure!
His mates - fuck her man, bros before hoes
boyfriend - ehhhh ken

by Broooogaan November 29, 2010

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