You Lie!

The (obviously) most classy way of politely telling someone that they are wrong. Take it from Joe.

Obama: I like pie.

Joe: YOU LIE!

by jazjaz130 September 11, 2009

thinking of you

what you text to the person who is the object of your masturbation fantasies as you are masturbating. Text usually sent first thing in the morning or last thing at night.

Hi Honey. "thinking of you " right now. wish you were here !

by broncula January 5, 2012

you do that

“Buzz off, Hunknee.”

Me: “When shall we hook up?”

Him: “I will check my calendar.”
Me: “You do that ...”

by LukashaX February 6, 2019

Are you good

A term used to ask if someone is "ok" mainly not intended as a question like "are you ok"

Ariel:god Courtney ur a slut go drink bleach

Courtney: no bitch like are you good

by Babygirlslaying;) February 17, 2017

you a bitch

urban way of calling someone a bitch

when someone sitting in front of you passes gas and you tap them on the shoulder and say "YOU A BITCH!"

by Luke Meier February 10, 2008

Are you alive?

'Are you alive?' is used when you haven't spoken to someone in a long time. It basically means 'long time no speak' just a shorter way to start a conversation.

Jeri: Heyy! Are you alive?
Megan: Yeah! Long time bae how have you been?
.....
Ronnie: Are you still alive?
Emma: Yess but you anti-snapbacked me and now you text me!
Emma: K.

by hxghper.aktxve January 2, 2015

you-tubeaholic

a person who spends way too much time watching you-tube videos. This person often looses track of time and has no idea that they just spent almost their entire day/ night watching really bad videos. Symptoms include- talking about the videos they watched to their friends , not realizing that the friend doesn't really care about the stupid video(s). Another symptom is dark rings around the eyes and rotten teeth and bad breath because the you-tubeaholic normally eats junk food because they have no time to cook a healthy meal because of the time spent watching the videos

clare- have you seen tony lately ??
milenkovitch- no, he spends all his time watching you-tube videos!!
clare- would you call him a YOU-TUBEAHOLIC??
milenkovitch-yes

by milenkovitch August 29, 2009