when you really want to be a unicorn and make the effort to call another unicorn ur 'unicorn goals' in the hope of them making you a unicorn as well. The request of being turned can also be turned down.
by cupcake 2014 September 19, 2016

by Evilunicorn June 21, 2021

Richard: "Hey Guys, I have blow, wanna do a dusty unicorn off my boner?"
"Hey, you ever done a dusty unicorn? Cause I got blow... And an erection"
Cocaine and an erection... All the ingredients you need for a dusty unicorn.
"Hey, you ever done a dusty unicorn? Cause I got blow... And an erection"
Cocaine and an erection... All the ingredients you need for a dusty unicorn.
by B-Jects March 12, 2025

by Pierre_not_Pedey September 8, 2019

by Unicornfinder2021 October 16, 2021

by Rawr,Chicken Nuggets,Cheese May 27, 2016

Person 1: “You want to see Squishy unicorn?”
Person 2: “Of course I do”
Person 2’s mood is now improved.
Person 2: “Of course I do”
Person 2’s mood is now improved.
by Emo#3 November 21, 2021
