Big Dick Unicorn

A Big Dick Unicorn is a man who is incredibly thoughtful, is dynamite in bed, and has a gigantic dick. He can be found in a rare, once in a lifetime hookup that you’ll never be able to forget, no matter how many other men you sleep with in the hopes of recapturing the glory of that night.

Ah, yes, I remember my Big Dick Unicorn. I met him in a drunk St. Patty’s Day blur on a business trip to Boston. It’s been ten years and I still think about that night.

by NobodyWantedThisName May 27, 2020

Goin' Unicorn

The act of putting your head between your bricked up friends legs to mimic having a unicorn horn.

Mom Person - "What the hell are you two doing!?"
Person One - "Oh shit-"
Person Two - "Wait! I can explain! Were Goin' Unicorn!'
Mom Person - "No! You're goin' to a mental institution!"

by DreamyDough February 23, 2024

Unicorn's Eyelash

Where the male places his penis hole on a subject's tear duct, then proceeds to ejaculate directly onto said duct(or ducts)

Rebecca: Gosh Mom, One minute we were dancing and laughing and do shots of Cuervo. Then, next thing I know, I wake up in the back of Trevor's van with pink eye.

Mother: It takes a special lady to receive the Unicorn's Eyelash darling...I hope you wore clean panties...Save the Belft for the third date.

by DT Smith March 26, 2008

unicorn tongue

The sexiest tongue ever AND WILL ALWAYS BE
-Drew J Davidson

i REALLY WANT A UNICORN TONGUE ON SAVANNA AND MARISSA

by STEVELICKGUY June 19, 2014

torred unicorn

The quickest N/A Scat Pack on the planet.

Legend has it, it used to be a factory freak

Torred unicorn is a savage

by Cammed Scat Pack August 9, 2018

Dusty Unicorn

Doing a line of cocaine off of an erect penis

Hey, I have cocaine and a boner! Wanna do a dusty unicorn ?

I did so many dusty unicorns off that guy's dick last night, my nose hurts.

They were doing so many dusty unicorns off me last night, I feel like my dick might fall off.

by B-Jects March 24, 2025

Unicorn

A HORSE WITH A FUCKING HORN
WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING?
JOKES ABOUT A BIG COCK IN THE HEAD?

Unicorn is bullshit, son, don’t be a femboy and go to school

by Donttouchthatsockmum March 16, 2023