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Toni's Law

Toni's Law (Also Known as: The Toni Fallacy and "You're Wrong"):

The false belief that if Toni said some shit, it will always be 100% correct no matter the context, circumstances, or situation. This also applies to any action or previous action she has made. Pulling up any evidence against such is invalid and therefore ultimately nullified, so don't waste your time buddy.

Phrases such as "I think your understanding may be mistaken because..." or “I believe there might be some inaccuracies in your statement.” or even "you dumbass you totally don't know what the fuck you're talking about you stupid bitch" all fall under this law/fallacy so just accept that you can never win an argument and you will always be proven incorrect. You can even be proven wrong wayyyy later and that could contribute to the law of Toni.

Violating this law will can and will invoke the following consequences if Toni decides to be petty (will happen almost every single fucking time):

Being packed and yelled at to shut the fuck up
Being said to have always been wrong
Having your name changed to something derogatory
Getting muted or blocked because she feels like it
Exposed + ratio'd on twitter
Etc

P.S. Other consequences may be added later as time passes since the author of this law falls under it the most and as such will fall victim to it whether I like it or not 😔
Person A: "Actually that's not true cuz if you played without whiffing so much you'd be better"
Toni: "I didn't ask you dumb bitch stfu"

Person B: "Did you know Bruce actually loves Jason?"
Toni: Well if he did then why did he give up so quick on Jason in the Arkham games?"
Person B: "Damn you're right"
Toni: "Always am"

Person C: "Remember when Toni said the first Captain America movie sucks and is just like every other war movie which also sucks and boring?"
Person D: "Nah she's wrong everyone likes that movie and war movies are boring"
Person E: "Ohhh you fucked up my nigga that falls under Toni's Law"
by Ziggibear August 16, 2024
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Tony's crew

Anthony is the leader of Tony's crew

John Paddy Paddy Jimmy Jimmy have no power at all
Tony's crew is sort of a gang better than gladiators

Way way better than any other names boys think of....
by A-DIBS a lot February 2, 2019
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Tony

Such a sweet girl. Very kind and generous to everyone she meets. Not into partying, more into nerdy stuff. A really good friend. She makes you feel heard and appreciated whenever you talk to her. She wants people to like her and they usually do. She talks a lot, is a bit of a yapper, especially when it comes to her hyperfixations. She's creative and smart.
Do you know Tony?
Course I do! She's such a sweetheart.
by riverlikesmusic August 2, 2024
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Tony Gubby

Well respected and notorious gangster and professional criminal more known during the sixties, seventies and eighties. Born and raised in Woolwich, South London, Gubby was a feared man known for his incredible strength and power. A tough man with "hands like shovels" who feared no one. Gubby famously was put into solitary confinement for bending a steel prison cell door in half after a "falling out" with prison guards at HMP Wormwood Scrubs. It took 14 guards to finally restrain him. Tony and John Gubby were feared brothers.
Tony Gubby a well known South London gangster mainly known between the sixties and late eighties.
by criminalhistory April 18, 2025
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tony sierra

tony sierra is a streamer who pulls chicks for days non stop
tony sierra has a long ballsack

tony sierra is a cunt
by balls in yo face66666 July 19, 2021
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Pasta tony

A hairy Italian boy who is muscular and has abs

A person that gets a lot of pussy
Woah look at pasta tony he gets so much pussy
by Ranferi June 7, 2018
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Tony Peña

When a female with bad knees is on top and puts one leg out straight to alleviate pain in her knee(s) similar to Tony Peña’s catching stance.
My girl was riding me when her knee went numb so she switched positions to a Tony Peña.
by Doritos Locos August 8, 2021
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