Grecian Duck

The act of soaking a comb in duck butter and running it through yours or someone elses hair.

Joe: Do you have a comb?
John: Here you go sir.
Joe: Dude, you just gave me grecian duck!

by DarkVinnymac August 25, 2008

Donald Duck

1. A Thicc Boi 2. A Psychopathic Axe Mass Murderer

Person 1: Have You Seen That Donald Duck?
Person 2: Are You Talking About A Thicc Boi Or The Psychotic Axe Mass Murderer?

Person 1: Naw I’m Talking Bout The Thicc Boi And Also What The Hell Are You On About

by ExpiredWispa February 17, 2020

Duck Army

Its like a sparta of ducks
Fun fact:

If a duck and a fish had a kid, would it be a dish or a fuck?

Yesterday I was atacked by a duck army

by Dish_or_Fuck December 05, 2019

Silent duck

The hand shape you make, shaping your hand like a ducks beak, so you can slip inside another person to begin fisting.

“Slide that silent duck in I’m ready for action”

by Iron Wombat October 05, 2021

ducking fumb

The elementary term for fucking dumb.

Did you see how ducking fumb that substitute for math was.

by TOXICM8 April 17, 2016

peeping duck

When a child under the age of six has his wiener exposed, due to the lack of remembrance to rezip his fly.

Little John had a peeping duck after using the restroom

by Hyterwertkd April 29, 2016

Ducking Washed

Just like fucking wasted, but the camping version because we can’t let the DNR know we smuggled alcohol into the state park

“Man how lit are you?”
“Dude, one would say I am ducking washed.”

by JClouie22 June 28, 2019