Air Log

When you rip a fart in a body of water and the bubbles roll up your back.

I just ripped an air log in my friends new hot tub.

by RevieBalls September 26, 2020

Log out of life

When you log out of life you have seen something you wish to unsee but instead of bleaching your eyes and making you blind you delete from your memory. Reseting your entire body leads to memory loss of the wrong memories, organ failure, and death if not done correctly

I log out of life to unsee this cringe video

by MP.3 May 11, 2023

Burning Log

Shoving your dick into the sappy bit of a tree then lighting the whole tree on fire.

I hear James tried burning log. howd it go
by dick didnt fit in the tree

by K9123 August 15, 2024

Moist Log Syndrome

When you can't get it up

Doctor:"unfortunately it seems you have moist log syndrome, also known as MLS"

Guy who can't get it up:" awe shucks"

by The moist boi June 25, 2020

log truck

When you're doing your girl in the butt and you pull out with a brown log on your dick

Bro me and Gwynn were doing anal last night and she totally log trucked me

by Frankfurter52 April 30, 2014

Log-jam

When waiting in line to cash out, you get a raging, awkward erection. You don't want to lose your place in line, so you just pray that the cashier doesn't notice.

When Dan saw his sisters hot little friend at Walmart, he had one hell of a log-jam to contend with.

by Eggfarticus May 24, 2017

Mid-log

The time between one end of the fecal matter is coming out of your ass and that same end touches the water of the toilet.

Mom:
Hey Tom come take the trash out!

Tom: I can’t Mom I’m mid-log!

by Cwl2000 October 3, 2018