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Stodgy Biscuit

by Jess'n'Abbs April 14, 2010
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Biscuit Maker

1. Hot mutual friend 2. Hot friend in same room 3. Hot friend who happens to be your girlfriends best friend 4. Hot girl in your bed from the night before. 5. Hot girl who was 3 days away from dating your friend, but fucked you instead, and then you go and hang with your girl friend the next day.
1. Dude! have you talked to biscuit maker lately, she's totally been up on my nuts. 2. I was hanging with biscuit maker last night and, well, we didn't get any sleep. 3. Holy shit man! I was walking through the woods with my girlfriend the other day, and we ran into biscuit maker! It was really fucking awkward, so i punched every bee in the fucking face.
by biscuit maker fucker August 29, 2010
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Kiwi biscuit

Big uns, a selection of cheese flavored snacks only available in New Zealand
You keen on some kiwi biscuits and dip bro?
by Rxtoy May 16, 2011
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biscuit grappers

A term invited by Moe Howard (of the 3 Stoogies) to describe human hands.
Keep your biscuit grappers off my stuff
by Defcon 4 and waiting June 21, 2010
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Muff Biscuit

Any lint, debris, discharge, monkey, yeast, bread, Blood Biscuit, toilet paper, etc that might be in and or around a Muff. They are usually captured in a man's Muff Buffer during the art of cunnilingus.
Dude, I caught a ton of Muff Biscuits in my Muff Buffer the other night. I bet it was because of her new jean thong she was wearing?
by AJtheDude November 5, 2010
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biscuit period

You have any biscuit of your choice right, your partner (preferably female) is on her period and you dunk biscuits into her blood and chow down on dem soggy digestives
Yoooo just had a biscuit period and let me tell you, it was a bloody fucking mess
by DarkEn1gma January 19, 2020
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biscuit nipples

When someone's (male/female) breast are primarily made up of fluffy nipples with little to no separation of the areola and nipple.
Look, when Joe/Jolene wears his/her yellow shirt you can really see his/her biscuit nipples.
by BBDB77 January 11, 2012
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