texas two step

After taking a dump and buttoning your pants, a Texas Two Step is when you have to walk back to the toilet after two steps and poop again.

I ate a burrito last night and just had to do a Texas Two Step.

by SCL9994 November 2, 2007

two can chew

It's how you say SIXTY-NINE in chinese.

Hey! how do you say sixty-nine in chinese?

two can chew

by jerjer April 28, 2006

Two-Pump Chump

1) when having sex and you only get it in twice before you done!!!!//// Two-Pump!!!!

haaa!!! Alex Nelson is a Two-Pump Chump

by The Twin December 28, 2009

Rule Forty-two

As stated in Alice's Adventures in Wonderland: "All persons more than a mile high, to leave the court."

Quote:

At this moment the King, who had been for some time busily writing in his note-book, cackled out 'Silence!' and read out from his book, 'Rule Forty-two. ALL PERSONS MORE THAN A MILE HIGH TO LEAVE THE COURT.'

Everybody looked at Alice.

'I'M not a mile high,' said Alice.

'You are,' said the King.

'Nearly two miles high,' added the Queen.

'Well, I shan't go, at any rate,' said Alice: 'besides, that's not a regular rule: you invented it just now.'

'It's the oldest rule in the book,' said the King.

'Then it ought to be Number One,' said Alice.

by arkizzle October 11, 2009

Two finger space

The space between a girls legs, just below her vagina, where a man can slide two fingers between her legs. This is the perfect amount of space, meaning the girl has nice legs and a nice vagina.

Did you see that girl in the bikini, she had an awesome two finger space.

by Piazza December 26, 2011

two way text

When you begin to have a text conversation with someone, and as you're answering or sending the last text, they send another one about a different subject, sort of like a 'by the way' or 'forgot to tell you' thing, and you end up having two text convos with one person.

Texter: I got an A on my bio exam!

Textee: You bitch! I got a D.

Textee gets another text from Texter about a raging party.

Textee: Woah, woah. Let's end this two way text.

by Textee December 5, 2009

Two legged snail

The two legged snail is a sexual act in which the women climbs on top of the mans face while he sexually eats her. The man then forces the women to curl up into a ball while he is still eating her, thus resembling a two legged snail

"Mommy mommy I saw a monster"

"Don't worry honey you're daddy and I were just pretending to be a two legged snail"

by Cloppingpony6969 May 17, 2016