aston key

Aston Key is the name of someone who loves touching children.
Child 1: Ahhhhhh get away from me you Aston Key!
Adult: God its an aston key trying to touch my child again!
by jolticz1223 March 16, 2024
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Keyed-board

After a night out, spent drunk and alone, you retreat to the computer to blog about your agony. Typing your heart out and dripping tears and vomit all over your keyboard.

Comes from the word keyed
I'm so lonely i don't have anyone to talk to about my keyed-board.
by MirMuhFuca November 10, 2009
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Eric Harry Timothy Mabius Sliced Himself With A Key
Eric Harry Timothy Mabius Sliced Himself With A Key
by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025
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