A catchy phrase, sentence, or idea that usually occurs at the beginning of something, designed to draw people in. Example: "What can you learn from a one-year-old? If that one-year-old is Martha, your guide and expert through this training experience, quite a lot!"
by DumpTruckSally November 7, 2022

"Man Johnny just sack hooked me in the locker room" ... "damn man lets go get him back in the showers"
by capmel March 4, 2021

When a girl puts a finger inside of herself and proceeds to shove said finger into another person's ear. (Like a wet Willy, but not with spit)
Yeah man, she caught me off guard as hell and gave me a slippery hook. My ear smelled like the ocean for a week.
by Arniebarnie28382 February 1, 2017

by EZyaytez March 30, 2008

When you are getting oral sex from a female and she slides her middle finger into your ass, she hooks her finger then your pretty much fucked
by Yojojodo September 8, 2018

A woman who attempts to lay in bed with you unintentionally providing no pleasure. Ultimately, leading too a long thought conversation of mentals.
I wanted a hook leg after she finessed a position in my bed.
Instead, we just lay'd still.
Listening to each other breath.
Thinking about it for the longest.
Instead, we just lay'd still.
Listening to each other breath.
Thinking about it for the longest.
by MuckGregor July 23, 2018
