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The Jones test

The Jones test it to test whether you should fuck a girl. Before fucking a girl ask yourself "Can i imagine myself ever having kids with this girl?" If the answer is yes, then and ONLY then can you fuck her.
1."Dude, i fucked this crazy girl and i can't get rid of her now"

2."What the hell, did you not do the Jones test on her first?"
by MosDef May 25, 2020
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by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025
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Boo Boo Jones

When someone is being dishonest, disrespectful, and/or lacking basic care in a relationship / friendship.
“I really like Matt but he acts so distant at times”

“Girl, leave him be. He’s just another Boo Boo Jones.”
by RebeccaSnow August 7, 2025
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Hussy Jones

The greatest man ever born, the most beautiful specimen of man kind- muscles like no other. <3
by anonymous August 6, 2024
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Stuart Jones

Stuart jones the unit he'll knock u out bruv
by fearlessmonkey8 October 13, 2021
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Bo Jones

Bo Jones is an annoying, quick witted and talented young adult. She has an obsession with bad films such as harry potter, call me by your name and nightmare before Christmas. She likes the seed ‘420690304’ on minecraft and thinks mads heaton is the greatest person of all time.
interviewer: “Hi, Bo...right?
Bo: “Yes, Bo Jones. Tall, dark hair, fringe. Centre of attention” *extends hand for handshake*
by _heatopia420blazeitdawg November 13, 2019
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Mike J-Jones

This is a really tiny loser that is the size of a Ant and somehow deletes his graphics driver in his computer all the time!
Girl: you are such a Mike J-Jones (referring to a persons height)
by AinstuLive September 30, 2023
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