tips on the nags

shite, safe as OAP maisonettes. sound as a church, set in jelly

all the way from the orchard to the plastic bottle, bummers cider. whats with the attitude, i sense it.

by reggie? no thanks March 13, 2003

tissue tip

When a man has tissue on the end of his Bell end from wanking and not washing it.

Hey girlfriend was getting naughty with some guy the other day, and he had tissue on the end when I went down on him, so I now call him tissue tip.

by Crystal42 February 26, 2018

Tipping Fatigue

Having a barista literally turn around and pour a black coffee then turn the payment monitor toward you where the tip options start at 20% OR having a full sit down meal with mediocre service and when the bill comes the server says "An 18% gratuity has already been added to the bill".

Getting extorted every time you engage in a minor customer service experience where historically there would be no tip expected.

Barrack: "So far today I've tipped the barista, the delivery guy and the guy who held the bathroom stall door open for me and wow this is ridiculous; I'd prefer paying extortion money to the Gambino Crime Family
Michelle: "Oh Barrack, you're just feeling some tipping fatigue, don't get crazy"

by LV_24 September 18, 2024

long tip

The syringe an IV drug addict wants and uses that has a long gauge.

Person 1: “Do you have any new tools?”
Person 2: “Yeah, and I’ve got those long tip ones, which work better on me.

by Ninjarina88 February 1, 2022

Cow tipping

The act of having sex with an overweight girl.

Todd and his chubby chaser buddies went out to go cow tipping.

by himbimbly February 9, 2015

Linus cunt tips

An asshole on discord

“Suck my dick you fucking bitch”

“I will leave”

“No you won’t bitch you have done this multiple times”

“Fuck you Linus cunt tips “

by Linus cunt tips May 11, 2021

Jessie’s Tip

When you have a bad experience at a hotel or another type of rental, so you leave a “fecal transaction” in the toilet for their troubles.

The stove in the cottage doesn’t work, the steps are broken and there’s no toaster, I’m leaving them a Jessie’s tip on the way out.

by Uncle J! August 27, 2023