Taco Mafia

A high-class group of young men who are well known for their generous contributions to the education of underprivlaged hispanic children

"The Taco Mafia is by far the best group eva; far better then the asian chopstick mafia."

by Monkeyman November 14, 2003

discretionary taco

When ordering food for a group at a taco joint, it's a good idea to get an extra taco, just in case someone is extra hungry!

"Oh man I finished my food but I'm still hungry!"

"You want the discretionary taco?"

"Hell yes!"

"Mild, hot or fire sauce?"

by Ozzwepay April 17, 2010

MUD TACO

A womans genitals after they have been penetrated by a penis that had just engaged in anal sex.

"Sloppy seconds aren't bad...but, I aint eatin' no mud taco!!!"

by tacock January 19, 2010

Taco Humper

Someone that stoops so low that they have sex with mexican chicks.

I'd rather go to jail and take it in the can from Bubba than be a Taco Humper.

by Das_Auto April 16, 2011

Taco Sling

Extremely small and tight bottoms that barely contain a woman's taco.

Nothing is left to the imagination. and the girl's OK with that.

The woman's equivalent of the banana sling.

Examples: short shorts, bikini bottoms, etc.

You'd think Karen would know better than to wear that Taco Sling to the party!

by fergie_cali July 8, 2010

taco troll

The nasty troll that only appears in a woman's vagina during her menstrual period when in the process of having sex.

watch out i hear hillary's taco troll is back!

by JackT Daniels August 2, 2010

Taco cloud

A fermented gas released from the anus of a Mexican fast food patron, that causes a stench unmatched by anything else in the world.

I was about 15 feet away in a well ventilated area, but that taco cloud still hit me, and I threw up a little in my mouth.

by Esophageal feces May 8, 2010