Underwear that has been worn close to unwashed female genitalia for a prolonged period of time, so that both the pants and lady garden smell of a large fish market or fleet of trawlers.
She was a right old scampi pants, I could smell her as soon as she walked in so I legged it out the back before she saw me.
by MickeysMonkeySpunkMoped October 31, 2015
Get the scampi pants mug.an expression for ones pants being too large and crimp due to a use of a belt. It makes ones belt line like look like a strip of bacon and it feels very strange and awkward
Shennae: Yo Sharonda I'mma get some new jeans at Walmart these Pants be Crimpin' bitch.
Sharonda: Yeah gurl you look like u be wearing them parachute pants.
Sharonda: Yeah gurl you look like u be wearing them parachute pants.
by STV21190EGRURRI November 27, 2011
Get the Pants be Crimpin' mug.Someone who has too much underwear or butt crack showing. It can either be on purpose or on accident.
When my boyfriend sleeps, he is such a Mr. McFlashy Pants.
I am such a McFlashy Pants when I wear these hips huggers.
I am such a McFlashy Pants when I wear these hips huggers.
by Miss Tappz March 9, 2010
Get the McFlashy Pants mug.When two men(or any combination of genders, sometimes involving a strap) love each other very much but are far too frantic to pull their pants down and therefore make sweet sweet anal love through the fabric
by Not some British bloke October 12, 2023
Get the pant anal mug.When a man wears his pants high, like an old man. Sometimes, just above the navel, seen as high as the nipple line.
"Hey, check out old grandpa pants! His waistband is in his armpits." "Damn Scott, you rockin' them grandpa pants pretty high today!"
by fireninja83 June 21, 2016
Get the Grandpa Pants mug.Ben is such a fibber pants! He said he ate a whole pizza by himself on friday night... but he only had one piece, i was at another booth watching.
by Sandruski September 12, 2006
Get the Fibber pants mug.A friendship where there is no sexual contact. Used in modern dating to help determine someone's availability.
by bachelorlife June 13, 2017
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